Voice of the Tent
When the shit hits the fan, get a tent!

Tuesday, March 09, 2004



Ooooooh, it's been another superdy dooper day folks. Yes, here at Tenting Towers™, we've done many wonderous things, such as injuring ourselves trying to put up flat pack furniture, tripping over junk still left around by that pesky wabbit known as Raw Recruit™ *who may soon live to regret this* and smacking any and all appendages upon dastardly outcroppings known in most circles as... doors!

But, General, I hear you cry, I've been reading your posts and wondering why nothing seems to go right for you? Are you in some sort of pool of bad luck? Or are you making it all up?

Well, true believer, I can only reply with this...

I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown, I want a peaceful life for a few years, the last thing I need is to vent my spleen every day, but if I don't, then the breakdown will happen sooner rather than later.

So, no, not making it up. And yes, we are in a pool of rubbish luck.

Pray for us, true believers.... eat cake and drink gin and think of us!

Posted by General Disorder :: 1:50 AM :: 0 Comments:

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