Voice of the Tent
When the shit hits the fan, get a tent!

Saturday, March 06, 2004



Bad day.

Started out bad with a nightmare I won't go into, but which contain pylons and trees and general bizarro-ville stuff. So, I awoke after only 6 hours sleep *don't sleep much, hence the next bit.*
New mattress arrived and in the process of moving the unbendable construct in, I pretty much destroyed a favourite item *a large chunk of amethyst Geode* which then sprayed sharp splinters all over my room and once of which found its merry way into my finger.
Bought new latex pillow, new latex pillow has holes in it where lazy shop buggers were careless, so latex pillow goes back to shop tomorrow. Meanwhile, I've washed the rest of my bedding, and it won't dry in time, leaving no pillows at all and very little in the way of dry bedding. Looks like it's going to be another sleepless night *knew I should have kept the tent up and maybe even built an extension.*
On the up side, your host had a mild nervous breakdown, which resulted in the other Tenting Soldiers™ practically pinning me down and forcing me to stop rushing around and relax for the evening. I took a bath *compromise* and now at least smell much more pleasant *even if I still feel more highly strung that a harp tuned by the Incredible Hulk*.

I'm very tired, this chair is more uncomfortable than the bed in which the Princess found her pea, and how come on film folks get the great epiphanies on life and all the miracles? What I really hate in movies is when the lead says, 'that never happens in real life' only for it to happen to them five minutes later. OF COURSE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE! Or we'd all be bloody happy and not so frelling miserable. *Ooh, strategic Farscape swearword. Handy little bugger, not at all making me look like a nerd :P*.

Bleh. Life sucks, anyone who tells you different is lying, and/or an actor *see above*, or alternately, check around for a camera crew, cos chances are you're in the movie and it'll all go balls up the second someone yells, 'CUT!'


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